The Birthday

Happy Birthday to Me. Happy Birthday to Me.
Another year for me to fear.
Another tear for me to cry.
Another smile for me to force.
Happy Birthday to Me. Happy Birthday to Me.

I ate the cake. I opened the cards.
I see the wrinkles. I am tired.
I got spanked and my butt itched.
Oh, it's a another birthday for me.

Happy Birthday to Me. Happy Birthday to Me.
Another year to try and lose more pounds.
Another attempt to date.
Another round of denials and excuses
Happy Birthday to Me. Happy Birthday to Me.