Fast Paced

i'm in the fast lane of the love highway
no time to pull over to the rest area
i have a biological clock deadline to meet
and mr. right is running late
i'm feeling down and out but i hope
you were going to be the one to win the race
i can't get ahead in this fast paced love
we are surrounded with today

i met him on myspace. we chatted.
we met. we kissed. he wanted to hit the sack.
i said slow down, jack. i want more then that.
three months later he still avoids me online
i just can't catch a ride on this fast paced
love ride.

i tried the match makers.
i've been to at least 50 bars.
i'm no size six and i'm not looking for the
perfect 10. just a man that i can
relate to and laugh with.
i need some directions to find him
and map quest shows the quickest route
but i always miss out in this fast paced love.

i'll never be in the winner's circle.
i ran down the aisle. i wish i'd been
stopped and given a citation.
maybe then i would have realized
there's no way you can keep up
with the fast paced love that's
being mapped out today.