I got my coffee in a Dr. Pepper can

I got my coffee in a Dr. Pepper can…
I got my life on post it notes stuffed in my purse…
I got my heart out for sale on ebay…

I got my attitude on t-shirts…
I got my brains in the computer…
I got a vote that doesn’t matter…

I got a pile of bills…
I got no money…
I got some stress to spare…

I got books on how to be better…
I got music with nothing to say…
I got no cause to fight for…

I got a pasted on smile…
I got a fake laugh…
I got people that don’t care…

I got no man to bitch about…
I got no man to kiss…
I got no man to complain about my hair…

What I don’t got is you.